the other day there was a power cut in my house and i was home alone and when my dad came home he found our lantern and then saw me sitting in the living room holding the salt and our only silver knife and was just like “what are you doing?” and i was like “i refuse to be the fucker in the first five minutes of supernatural”
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isn’t sass an emotional response?
The human half brings the sass.
Assassin’s Creed IV Under the Black Flag Trailer
So I tweeted Tesco…
this fucking show
amazon is having a freakin’ huge sale on pc games (like steam’s summer sale p much) so if you’ve been wanting bioshock ($5 for bioshock and bioshock 2), dragon age (dao ultimate and da2 for $10), saint’s row the third ($12.49 for the ~full package~), mass effect (me1 and me2 are $5 each, me3 digital deluxe is $9) etc GET ON THAT
TREMBLE, PUNY MORTALS, FOR I AM SHE WHO IS KNOWN AS CALISTA FLOCKHART
“This is it, isn’t it?” - Liara T’Soni (Mass Effect 3)
“There is nothing more stylish than a well-made suit” -Tom Hiddleston